August 24, 2007

the art of holding hands

personally, if asked ard, holding hands might seem the most inconspicuous thing to do in a relationship, or whatever. but i've learnt the technique for doing it.

the first thing to note WHH [when holding hand] is that it must be unconsciously done. as in, she must feel unconscious about it and as if its supposed to happen.

no wait, not supposed to happen, but "just happened".

some girls are very robust, some gentle. the difference usually doesn't matter.

but for girls who seem shy. there's a way around it then juz suddenly holding her hand out of nowhere.

they won't grip u well if u do that btw.

anyway. u must do it more of subconscious impulse. i repeat, subconscious impulse. not impulse.

this is the best trick so far i've seen WHH.

first, tell her that maybe u go this direction. say "ltr turn left."

then make sure she's on the left side so when turning, she has to turn first. mathematics, she has to turn first coz since she walks left of u, u have to walk more distance, therefore if u have rmb to walk at her pace, she'd turn first no matter wad.

then turn right and in doing so, u have to time this perfectly. or u can don't do that. but. grab her hand then turn opposite in direction, which means right, for this scenario.

if u can, say "nvm, i changed my mind."

U MUST SOUND INCONSPICUOUS!!!

so once u managed to hold her hand, U MUST FREAKING TURN OPPOSITE DIRECTION OR ELSE SHE'LL SUSPECT. if she has read this then she'll suspect anywayes. lol.

then PRETEND ITS LIKE A FRIENDLY GESTURE.

it must come naturally. to her. the trick is to act normal and slightly unconscious about it and pretend that when u hold her hand, it's like, due to the moment that kind of thing. don't hesitate. izzit? yeah. dun hesitate.

u can jerk her hand, as in grip it forcefully then pull her your direction. she'll be inclined to hold your hand as in really holding hand that holding hand by reflex. she probably realise the current situation and won't let go then.

or you can take it gently. yeah. probably easier. but this way, she has time to react and sense that it's not "of the moment" kind of thing.

so timing is of essence.

you know when she wants to hold your hand when she sticks close to you, as in extra close. and if she's carrying something, which shouldn't be the case since u shld be the one carrying it, she'll always let her free hand be the hand nearest to you. so you can hold it DUH.

anyway, that's probably the cheapest and easiest trick to pull off.

oh, if she suddenly stops while you're executing your trick. u can still pull it off, but its more advisable to ask her why she stop.

she must show that she wanna hold hand first. or at least give u the opportunity to, otherwise THE TRICK WON'T WORK.

there's no playback either. if u manage to pull it off perfectly, repeat it a few more times, but space out. then after awhile she'll be used to holding your hand. then after that u got her in that aspect.

rmb, if it doesn't work, which i have no reason to believe why it should fail, it's pretty much good luck to you.

oh

if she says this.

run away.

"why u hold my hand?"

u can say sorry or something. think of something. it either means she got nothing to say or she suspicious of u, coz maybe she doesn't like u.

at this point, u can say, coz i have to practice to be your boyfriend. otherwise ltr i boyfriend noob.

haha.

anyway, the chances of saying that is low. so hopefully u get the more open girls. XD